The Mrs is talking to me again,
she text me to say that she'd like me to tease her nipples, so I sent a text back saying, 'Your nipples are silly little areola heads!'

She's now sulking again, how was I to know she meant sexual teasing, not the playground variety?
I'll never learn. :C

EDIT a treaty has been reached, if I buy her shoes, all will be forgiven.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:27, 7 replies)

Don't cave in
to demands like this. Insist that shoes will only be bought in return for blow jobs or threesomes. The good kind obviously.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:37, closed)

@al
Blowjobs are a given, and i'm not interested in threesomes.

anymore

How's my favourite non-geordie today? Lowered the tone of any conversations yet?

EDIT I'm off, but I may be back later tonight, whatcher later, potater.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:38, closed)

You got off lightly, matey
I'd have settled for nothing less than a whole new outfit, including shoes, and a matching bag.

Mind you, I'm more George at Asda than Giorgio Armani, so call it ten quid, tops?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:39, closed)

I'm ill
I have a case of the dreaded man flu. In actual fact I feel dreadful, but i'm still cooking dinner.

I've not done much tone lowering today. Just arguing on the off topic board.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:40, closed)

Theres a sign on the bandit in the pub
that says "depress left hold button" My mates are now sick of me shouting "you're not as good as the other hold buttons" at it.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:41, closed)

The puchasing of shoes
has now become the procurement of fuck me, bedroom only, boots.

Everybody wins!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 21:14, closed)

That is
an excellent compromise.

I would suggest it to my mrs, but she already owns some.

Woo!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 9:11, closed)