Johab's Experiments
Age 2:
Q: What happens if I put my pyjamas down the loo and flush?
A: They disappear, I am left naked, proudly proclaiming to my mother "All gone!"

Age 3:
Q: Seeing as I have a headache, and my mother gives me a junior aspirin, surely the correct approach is to stick it up my nose to get to my brain?
A: No, it is a quick way for mother to drive me to casualty

Age 4:
Q: What happens if I pull this red thing whilst standing on my father's shoulders?
A: The hotel alarm rings incessantly, no-one can turn it off, 1000 people leave the large hotel, and six bright shiny red mahoosive Canadian fire engines turn up.

Age 5:
Q: Do cars roll downhill when their engines aren't on, just like bicycles?
A: Yes they bloody do, as I found out after taking dad's car out of "Park" whilst staying with his friends in the Rocky Mountains. They found me crawling out of it as I had rolled it 100 yards down a hill and into a ditch, fucking it royally.
(JohabMorelli is spenging merrily away, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:20, 3 replies)

haha and click
You've reminded me why I don't want kids.
(lost, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:24, closed)

Yeah I know
I'm expecting first sprog in a couple of months. If it's anything like me it's going to be a right little cunt. Sweet but infinitely frustrating I suspect!
(JohabMorelli is spenging merrily away, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:26, closed)

EPIC FAIL
aspirin = not for under 16's.
(keyboardman, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:03, closed)