I was once exposed as a woman hating grot peddler
after posters on popular internet website "B3ta" stumbled across my online collection of ropey "nerd birds" with lego, 12 sided dice and games workshop goblins stuffed up their fetid mimsys.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:08, 40 replies)

I have a book I would like you to publicise for me.
Or could you despatch a drug dealer with a samurai sword for me please.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 23:34, closed)

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 0:14, closed)

it's great but a bit of Ian and Jimmy would be better m8

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:12, closed)

With you and Rory here, there doesn't seem to be much point, m8.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:50, closed)

you seem a bit krankie m8

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:14, closed)

You do seem to have a thing about them, m8. Do you have a favourite, or is your fantasy to have them both at once?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 8:34, closed)

Man posts link to his tumblr on website for socially awkward shutins
Assorted autisms, fatties, sweaty virgins, spastics and trolls worship him forever after.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:22, closed)

I'm not sure it counts as worship if everyone unanimously finds it really quite unpleasant.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:24, closed)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:25, closed)

I don't see how that applies, I don't think anyone here wants your life even slightly.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:38, closed)

alright, grotty
pretty certain nobody on god's clean earth wants to be you or be like you

pretty certain

i could be wrong

but i'm not
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:46, closed)

alright alright

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:52, closed)

alright biddybiddybuckrogers
for a few glorious hours i thought the mods had cleared out all the grim weepers but it looks like they're still here

unhappy emoticon
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:01, closed)

That's a lot of protesting there.
Methinks perhaps too much ;)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:15, closed)

hurr durr derp dnnnng
you're thick as well as unpopular

i totally want you in me ... or at least one of your paedotoy cock surrogates
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:38, closed)

Geez, you're upset today

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:46, closed)

shit. perhaps you're right
i'll pop home for a lunchtime shag to cheer up

if only your manifest problems were so easy to address ...
(alright alright, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:59, closed)

I'm pretty sure you can Gaz them

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:10, closed)

Misery McFuckknuckle has put me on 2.0 on his comedy account that he set up to get around a week on the step because he's that fucking tragic he can't bear to not be able to post his inane shit for that long.
Dreadful bullying, here.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:23, closed)

Moron troll mistakenly assumes anyone gives a fuck about him

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:24, closed)

Upset.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:36, closed)

So upset I posted about how upset I am that someone else has me on 2.0

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 9:42, closed)

In defence
If its the site i'm thinking of some of the ladies aren't that ropey.
Plus its not like 12 sided dice get used much for anything else.
I absolutely refuse to let you stick my goblins up anyones clunge though. It will ruin the paintwork
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:25, closed)

I love the levels of cognitive dissonance that allow these fuckwits to post:
"Emvee hates women! Look at these ropey birds, they're fetid!"

It's almost as if they were genuinely thick as absolute fuck
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:29, closed)

or chatting any old shit to wind you up.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:13, closed)

I'm glad they think that much about me

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:48, closed)

What does that even mean, you witless pillock?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:13, closed)