Sheriff or Nursey Nurse
or Judge Dredd. I am the law, this site is not the way I like it. As I am best at argument, whilst maintaining the fallacious red herring of speaking for the people - hardly a comprehensive use of the argument.

It was
They aren't
No one bothers
Everybody says so
I speak the truth, bar me or be done
etc. etc. etc.

Go on put some virtual flowers on someone's grief page on Facebook.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 16:58, 2 replies)

Quite the opposite.
Generally I will stay out of the puppies attacks on other posters, whereas they need to all work together.

I'm not asking for anything to change, I don't really care. I'm just saying it has changed so there is no point in behaving as though it hadn't.

'fallacious red herring' is a really clumsy phrase, by the way. You've also slipped in at least one thing that I haven't said, which makes your poorly worded post pretty much worthless.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:10, closed)

Of all the assumptions that you clearly make, I am forgiven a couple of extras to add to your list.
Consider it foretelling of what you will say. I know I can comfortably tick the, bet they say something about language construction box. Because what self-appointed sheriff of internets does not make such a statement.

If you don't like it so much, set up your own website and post pictures of stuff. (this is always a well good argument)
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:27, closed)

So who are the other grown ups you keep mentioning?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:13, closed)

He's a lone wolf. A Mad Max of b3ta's post-apocalypse. An internet Ash Williams standing against the undead hordes of evil trolls.
How else can you explain why he's the only one bashing away against all the regulars?

I mean ... the only other possible explanation would be that he's a dreary self-righteous noob who's wandered onto the wrong website and is trying to teach everybody else how it ought to work. And that would be beyond fucking ridiculous.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:18, closed)

Compared to you,
we're all noobs Shambo.

110,000 posts. Fuck me, that's a waste of time.
(username failed moderation, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:49, closed)