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Tell us about the time the fairground came to town and you were sick in a hedge; or when you went to a theme park or circus and were sick in a hedge

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My granny would do anything for a free ride on the waltzers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:15, 19 replies)
I know.
Quite literally, ANYthing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:17, closed)
My granny would do anything for a free ride on the waltzers
anything one
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:29, closed)
Jesus. Would anybody else like to spell out the joke that I made in the original post?
Or can we just assume that other people have a slightly better grasp of English?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:45, closed)
There there, dry your eyes, lad - it's only a bit of fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:50, closed)
Thick people distress me.
Can't you all fuck off back where you came from and leave England to the brights?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:03, closed)
Either
Your a masochistic or your in the wrong place
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:07, closed)
What a terrible, humourless place it would become.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:19, closed)
I see - you're a very ...
sensitive boy ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:21, closed)
So your story is....
/ joins in

... that your granny was a carni-slut?
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:19, closed)
So your reply is...
I want to be like Amorous Badger?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:21, closed)
the doc
So your story...'d me previously so i'm childishly retaliating. Where does AB come in?

Besides shambolics nans gob...
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:06, closed)
She put the "carnal" in "carnival"

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:21, closed)
Haha, I bet she'd have sex with people or something just to have a ride on the waltzers, what a slag.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 12:56, closed)
Haha. OMGosh I totally didn't realise it could be interpreted like that. Doh!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:03, closed)
Would you freeride anything
for a waltz with your granny?
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:09, closed)
Scream if you wanna go faster, hold tight now, oh I've come

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:12, closed)
It's the last ride so it's a fast ride.

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:22, closed)
Hahaha, bet she gave handjobs for a shilling for em!
What a slaaaag.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 13:17, closed)
A shilling??
You got the works plus extras for a shilling. You could get a handjob for a penny bag of kali.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 14:30, closed)

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