I wish merely seeing scantily clad women did this to me any more.
I think I've just become jaded. Or I've used up all my wanks.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:20, 1 reply)

Is that possible? To use them all up?
Oh god that's terrifying.
(b1tchell failed to learn English, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:28, closed)

You'll know, the day it just dribbles out over your hand
instead of being a nice big gush, and you have to rub it in her hair instead.

But at least that way, if she wakes up you can say you just felt like stroking her hair.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:45, closed)

The guards didn't believe that for a second, I assure you.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 16:51, closed)