I was at Blackpool Pleasure Beach
with my now ex. We were on the really old rickety big dipper. She was a 36E cup and her bangers wobbled a good 'un. Best fairground ride ever.

That same eve, I did verily spaff on said norks.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 19:17, 11 replies)

excuse me
YOU FUCK OFF YA CUNT
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:26, closed)

I
AM LITTLE LORD MUTHAFUCKIN FAUNTLEROY
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:27, closed)

DONT
YOU FUCKING FORGET IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT SQUEEZED OUT OF A RABID DOGS QUIVERING RED RAW POOP HOLE
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:28, closed)

although
i must admit i am partial to a pair of big jabs myself
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 22:30, closed)

POIDH

(Chiliconcarne's Waiting What place is this, Histor?, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 23:14, closed)

THIS
or we shall crown you Lying Cur of the Week
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:45, closed)

Well
I have some old video footage (circa 2005) of her playing the pink oboe which I happened upon/came across (delete as you see fit) on an old hard drive but that's for my own prosperity.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 17:23, closed)

I
did the same last night. Best bit about her.
(Suck it and Sea, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:22, closed)

You have never seen a woman naked.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:34, closed)

The internet
likes breasts.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:18, closed)

It's this sort of controversial statement that has ruined b3ta.
You should be banned.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:12, closed)