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Tell us about the time the fairground came to town and you were sick in a hedge; or when you went to a theme park or circus and were sick in a hedge

Suggested by mariam67

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:37)
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Bumper cars
When I was about 7 I went on the bumper cars, or 'dodgems' as some idiots call them, at the local pikey funfair with my dad. Being far too small for this sort of thing an inevitable head-on collision caused me to fly forward and smash my face on the steering wheel, resulting in a massive nosebleed and lots of crying. I didn't get to go on any more rides that day.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:57, closed)
You hit the steering wheel?
Pfft, luxury. I was too small to reach that and had to nut the front wheel arch.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:05, closed)
Been there
Except I ended up bashing my teeth on the wheel. This hurt.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 11:49, closed)
I'm beginning to understand why
Madre refused me entry to 'the shows' when I was a kid. Didn't stop face rape from a skateboard though, poor woman must be very disappointed by my determination to mangle my visage. Let the kids fuck around while they are still on their milk teeth I say. A taste of pain sharpens the senses and all that...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 12:52, closed)

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