b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Fairgrounds, theme parks, circuses and carnivals » Post 1234812 | Search
This is a question Fairgrounds, theme parks, circuses and carnivals

Tell us about the time the fairground came to town and you were sick in a hedge; or when you went to a theme park or circus and were sick in a hedge

Suggested by mariam67

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:37)
Pages: Popular, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

I went on the log flume at Alton Towers with Captain Sensible.
He wasn't particularly zany during the ride but he did somehow manage to keep his stupid fucking hat on his head no matter how hard we tried to dislodge his stupid fucking hat.

"This is for fucking off and letting Vanian turn The Damned into Goth Sloths you stupid fucking hat fuck."

Is what we should have said while we were trying to dislodge his stupid fucking hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 18:27, 6 replies)
It was hungry work.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:07, closed)
If it wasn't I'd eat
my Captain Sensible's hat.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:01, closed)
Was he naked?
(apart from the stupid fucking hat, of course)
(Rsoles, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:15, closed)
I think he was wearing a stupid fucking suit under his stupid fucking hat but I was mostly concerned with his stupid fucking hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:46, closed)
And he would've said "wot?"

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:32, closed)
Oh you shit.
You awful, awful, awful shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:46, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1