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Tell us about the time the fairground came to town and you were sick in a hedge; or when you went to a theme park or circus and were sick in a hedge
Suggested by mariam67
( , Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:37)
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At mobile funfairs I mean, not theme parks. Judging from some of the stories this week it would certainly seem so. I always thought that fairground ride operators were the toothless, malnourished inbred offspring of the older ride operators, forced at a young age to learn the family 'trade' instead of doing things like going to school until after a few years it's all they know and they have no choice but to fuck their sister and continue the cycle.
( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:32, 3 replies)

Some people are born different. We call them "special". They'll never have the intellect to do anything more complicated than moving a lever backwards and forwards and grunting "doyerwannagofaster?"
We should embrace these "special" people.
Not literally, of course. They tend to be incontinent.
( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:42, closed)

I mean ... I know "literally" has four syllables ... but ffs.
( , Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:10, closed)
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