similar experience
on the swinging pirate ship thingy with my bro when we were kids, at the very end (of course) when at the last minute this enormously fat bastard gets on at the end of our row. Now these rides had one bar that dropped down for the entire row, and given that there were only about 2 other people on the entire thing, and that we were quite small, and that he was FUCKING MASSIVE, you'd have thought that he could have gone somewhere else.

Anyway, he didn't, and as soon as he managed to squeeze his hefty arse into the seat, we were off. The bars come down, until they encounter resistance (in this case his gargantuan gut), and the ride starts. Only, with Gigantor on our row, the safety bar was a bit pointless really.

So we clung on for dear life, shooting frequent angry/terrified looks at Lardy McJupitarse, who never looked anything other than bored.

Ride finishes, he waddles off, still looking bored, having never even glanced at us. We can't move for a bit, as muscles are aching from having been tensed so hard.

Saw him later in the day, and thought about going and having a word, but he was shovelling down a light snack, and was rather scared of getting too close, lest we get sucked in too.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:13, Reply)