I've been faking
all this online flirtation with Enzyme. Truth is, we've been married for six years, we have three children and we're living in a semi-detached house in a cul-de-sac in Swindon until the divorce papers come through and I never have to talk to the bastard again.

Have to go now - the baby needs feeding.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:19, 7 replies)

I KNEW IT!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:24, closed)

Nah
I almost believed it until I got to the "semi-detached" bit.

If you'd said thatched cottage I might have gone along. With roses round the door. And a pond to drown the children in.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:28, closed)

'S'alright
I was faking the affection right from the start.


Yer cow.


*runs*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:33, closed)

Enzyme
would never live in Swindon and certainly not in a cul-de-sac. It's far too common. And where would the Turkish boy live?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:33, closed)

*patiently*
al - the Turkish boy is also fake.

Wait a minute, are you saying I would live in a cul-de-sac in Swindon?

@Enzyme - if you were faking it, how come we have three children? The middle one has your hair and no mistake.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:40, closed)

My brother...
... has, in his time, lived in three different culs-de-sac in Swindon.

FACT
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:42, closed)

It amuses* me...
that if you translate "Cul-de-sac" directly from frog to rosbif, you get "Arse-of-Bag."

*_{amusement may or may not have been faked.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:46, closed)