You decide....
Either I'm a single overweight and bald man in my fifties living in the Midlands

or

I'm a twenty-something ex-stripper living with my Brazilian lover in Basingstoke and enjoying an open relationship with her and half a dozen men too.



Which is the fake?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:20, 7 replies)

Search me...
My real name's "Susan".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:22, closed)

You're up awfully late 'Susan'

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 0:25, closed)

It's a trick question.
Your actually a singe twenty-something bald man from Brazil who's living in the Midlands and having a close relationship with himself.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 9:03, closed)

I'm from the Midlands
and I've never seen any Brazilians. You must be lying.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:37, closed)

I'm a Brazilian lover too
Not keen on the bare look though.

And I reckon himjim just hasn't seen enough fannies in his part of the world - I have it on good authority that the narrow landing strip is quite popular there.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:50, closed)

woooooo
basingstoke and Brazilians what a mix...
(roadkillontoast, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:46, closed)

Come now, it's fairly obvious
Who would fake being bald? You're obviously an ex-stripper
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 8:39, closed)