A few years ago I worked for about 10 months in a sales office in Coventry...
All the time I was there I told everyone that I didn't like cheese.

Then one day while the manager (who, it has to be said, was a horrible woman) was out and I was really hungry I stole her cheese from the fridge and ate it. When she came back she understandably was pissed off that someone had stolen her cheese and gave everyone a hard time about it...

...except for me, because she knew I didn't like cheese \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:05, 5 replies)

Oh please
can this one win, I nearly wet myself at the thought of this!

*massive clicks*

But why did you tell everyone you didn't like cheese?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:17, closed)

@The Prof
You evil genius, you!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:18, closed)

I've read this twice now
And each time the tears of laughter are just rolling down my cheeks.

It's so silly...it has to win!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:19, closed)

This would have been less funny
had the subject been, say, chocolate biscuits.

For some reason, cheese is inherently humorous!

I like it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:26, closed)

I think that's exactly right K2k6
something about stealing someone else cheese brings a smile to my lips and a guffaw from my belly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:43, closed)