URGENT - £15 gazillion transfer
My fellow B3tans, I have found myself in a bit of a pickle, and I have a plea to make:


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Dear Sir or Modem

How are you and your family. You look nice. I am urgently need your help - my father, a wealthy Scottish chip shop owner, had massive empire of chip shops worth 36 quadrillion British sterling pounds. He has been murdered by his business associates, his body was found in one of the deep-fat friers, and I fear I may be next.

I write to you, urgently, as I know you are a good person, even though I have never met you before in my life. I urgently need to transfer 15 gazillion pounds sterling British, into your, account as my late father's evil associates will be looking for it. I may not have mentioned, but this is urgent.

In return for your assistance in this sincere business, I would urgently give you 15% commission and a can of Irn Bru, for sitting on your arse and doing nothing. In order to transfer the funds, I urgently require your bank details, credit card numbers, date of birth, address, starsign, and pets names. I also require a copy of your passport and a blood sample. You can urgently contact me on [email protected]. But please, hurry!! My father's friends are almost upon me!!

I am urgently require your discretion in this matter, and I await your response urgently. May our Lord bless you and your family



P.S This is urgent
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 23:49, 4 replies)

lol
nigerians
(Kierz, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 3:09, closed)

:o
You are almost fooled me?
I am never being silly like that thankyou
(Freddles, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 5:24, closed)

Call it...
a can of Dr Pepper instead of Irn Bru, and I'm game.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 10:29, closed)

15% of 15 gazillion?
I'm in!

*does the math*
Oh
Make it 18% and I'm there for you.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 15 Jul 2008, 6:05, closed)