The best fake i ever did was.....
5 years ago, when i was 12. I had recently gained a step-father, so took it upon myself to teach him a lesson. Me and my "friends" proceeded to graffiti all over his car, after which i took a shit right on his windscreen. It was cold, as it was in the middle of the night, so it began steaming. The worst part of it was that my dumb mates, assuming that because he is of dutch origins he is a nazi, drew swastikas all over his car. The next day he had to escort my mother to a jewish party she was catering for. honest to god, no lies there. The faking it came around the next morning. Upon my return, it was obvious what had happened, but i denied it, and escaped any form of punishment until the truth came out one year later, and they were too tired with it to pursue it. The best part was, he thought it was dog shit on his windscreen. What a lovely child i was to grow up around, as i'm sure my sisters will tell you.
(Jem Harley is finding it difficult to sleep, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 1:44, 5 replies)

I was
Going to flame you, big style, for what you did to the poor bloke but B3ta died for me giving me time to reflect.

You were 12 and probably scared and jealous of the new bloke in your mums life.

But I hope you've improved a bit.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 5:28, closed)

Well I think you're a cock
Was this guy mean to you? Or did he try and make an effort with you because he loved your mother and was trying to make her happy, obviously something you were unable to do as you were far too busy being a spoilt little brat. You probably caused your mother embarrassment, shame and humiliation not just because the fact her professional image had been severely jeopardised but also it shows you had no respect for her whatsoever and the decisions she made to be with this man and try and find happiness again.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 9:47, closed)

What TGB said..
Plus, in what way is this a fake? How does this answer fit the QOTW at all?
(Miggyman, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 11:32, closed)

When I was a lad
Even when I was younger than 12 I knew the difference between being a twat and not being a twat.

You may have been 12 at the time bt that was a very twattish thing to do!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 11:44, closed)

utter utter twunt
It's half-witted fucktards behaving in that "my feelings are the only ones that matter" manner that have driven this country into the state it's in. If that'd been my car, you'd have been eating the turd with broken teeth.

If you were 4, I could maybe understand, but at 12? What are you - retarded?
(Chad, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:05, closed)