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This is a question Faking it

Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."

So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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right then!
that'll be yer uncle spimfy comin at cha from Dubai!

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE WEB NARKS!

mwwaaaa hahahaha MWA HAHHAHHHH

*contemplates shagging on beach*
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:03, 13 replies)
You got settled in quick.
Couldn't keep away could ya!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:07, closed)
I knew you'd be back.
So how's life over in the sandbox?
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:18, closed)
Are you really there
or just faking it?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:19, closed)
'noon spimf.
How's the sand?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:35, closed)
hello!
How was the move?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:36, closed)
I read an article the other day
about a guy who had recently arrived in Dubai and then threw himself off a 300-foot building.

Glad it wasn't you, squire!

Hope it's going well!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:48, closed)
Why would you go to Dubai
to throw yourself off a 300 foot building? Why not just save the plane fare, get pissed, and chuck yourself off Canary Wharf instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:50, closed)
You could
probably get pissed on public transport en route - provided you avoided the tube.

Afternoon Spimf, glad you can make it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:05, closed)
damn hot
damn sandy

damn good
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:06, closed)
'empress' bob fossil
empressive!

sorry but i have no coat to reach for

!
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:07, closed)
@Dg
He probably wouldnt make the news unless he came all the way from Dubai.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:09, closed)
Dear boy.
I expect some photos of you playing tennis on top of that big hotel sharpish.

And also, watch the sand if you're off for some shagging. Gets in all sorts of cracks.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 17:37, closed)
Glad to hear
you're enjoying it over there Spimf :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 22:55, closed)

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