That shop
Air pumps that wont. Cycle mirrors that dont fit the handle bar. Toilet paper so soft your fingers go thru. Shampoo that gives meaning to the words 'Sham' and 'Poo'. Stereo headphones with an obscure jack plug. Clothing line pegs that break after 5 minutes on the line. The false economy of Poundland should be obvious to everyone by now. Buying a £1 pack of condoms and presenting them to the Burka'd cashier is definitely worth the money tho ho ho.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 12:24, 20 replies)

Is your combination of poor spelling and punctuation with casual racism and sexism intended as a satire on the corruption of human attitudes to materialism and ownership caused by modern consumerist society?
( .Yeti., Wed 25 Jun 2014, 12:28, closed)

I thought it was marvellously Hirst-esque!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 12:35, closed)

Effortlessly bridging the ideological gap between the societal molecularisation of Hirst and the art brut nihilism of Emin, daring to assume the idiosyncratic perennial disposability of a big bag of shite.
( .Yeti., Wed 25 Jun 2014, 12:50, closed)

It asks important questions about the fragility of the human condition, certainly; offering us an almost cliched post-modernist lens through which we are invited to critique the concepts of the very nature we rely upon.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 13:38, closed)

I thought it entered into an exciting and challenging dialogue with the emerging zeitgeist

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 13:56, closed)

'Buying a £1 pack of condoms and presenting them to the Burka'd cashier is definitely worth the money tho ho ho.'
I don't understand this.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 12:30, closed)

He's 11.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 12:40, closed)

The only thing I can think of is he has confused Islam with Catholicism,
but it seems unlikely to me that there is anyone who is that stupid, and is still able to (barely) write.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 13:07, closed)

I think his thought process is
"This person is overtly religious, therefore will be uncomfortable if I imply I am sexually active, which will amuse me greatly."
Like I say, 11.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 13:19, closed)

yeah i didn't really "get it" either.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 12:40, closed)

That's because your condoms worked properly.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:15, closed)

Honestly I wouldn't use the condoms unless you want more offspring.
(maggied Riding the Gravy Train on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 12:51, closed)

Or
Don't use them if you want more offspring.

:)
( snee held his breath since, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 12:56, closed)

You really should buy better quality condoms.
By which I mean, for fuck's sake, don't breed.
(Joy Division Oven Gloves Death to false metal, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 13:40, closed)

As if he'll be having sex with anyone.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 14:51, closed)

It's alright, he can concentrate all his energies on hammering illiterate spite into his keyboard for the Britain First forums.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:51, closed)

>share if you agree<

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:46, closed)

thick cunt

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:31, closed)

What can I say?
You guys bring it all out of me.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 13:42, closed)