Edmonds, Chegwin & Philbin
You bought your cunty swap shop shit stop to my town when I was 6. I swapped a millenium falcon for a big fuck of gun that sparked and lit up when you pulled the trigger.

HOW THE FUCK CAN THAT BE LEGAL????

My 6 year old body cried tears of pain for weeks when I realised I had been violently raped of one of the coolest toys, for a shitty heap of cunting plastic with no value beyond pretending to gun my parents to death on the car journey home.

I threw the pile of shit in the fishpond and 2 golden orfes died within a week.
(Growbag Pointless, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:57, 4 replies)

How dare you!
Philbin is a marvellous woman and I wish to protect her
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:09, closed)

Every gang of Hoodies probably has a lost soul with a good heart - she knew what she was doing, even if it left a sour taste in her mouth. She was as guilty as all the others.
(Growbag Pointless, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:21, closed)

I'd've done Philbin back in the day...
...you kind of got the impression she was just frothing for a real man.Oone that didn't giggle like a deflating balloon every thirty seconds.
And he had a small cock.
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 19:28, closed)

My one abiding memory of that cack, the disappointed look on some (many) kids faces as they changed something good they cared about for some think fast and grab something tat that another kid could barely be bothered to bring before being huckled off fastish.
(Benzyl, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:12, closed)