I hate pretty much everyone ever invented
But you can send me into a towering ball of industrial grade rage with the mention of simply one name.


Richard Madeley.


There's something about the slicked hair, the laminated self regard, the total disdain for the opinions or feelings of others that, even now as I'm typing, has me quivering with poory disguised anger.

And don't get me started on that Ali G impression.

The man is a fur-lined, ocean going cunt and if I never see him on my television again for the rest of my sorry existence it will still be too soon.

No wonder Judy "shakes" so much.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:05, 8 replies)

Fur-lined ocean going cunt
Clickety-click
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15, closed)

Couldn't have said it better myself.
Also: my mum's friend met Madeley when he appeared on This Morning, and apparently nearly decked him.

Richard Madeley being punched out by a 6'5" Elvis impersonator in full costume... that's something I'd pay to see.
( Dave McF wrote some words on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:34, closed)

Click!
"Ocean-going cunt". Genius. And I thought I knew every euphemism and profanity going.

There is still so much left to learn.
(rockdoctor, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:17, closed)

Clicks for both......
Laminated self regard, and fur lined, ocean going cunt. Hurrah!
(Sammyhaswoefullyneglectedyou, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:21, closed)

You should seek out the old footage
of when a very young Madeley interviewed the brilliant and clearly drunk Shakin' Stevens. He utterly refuses to play ball for even a second and ends up diving on him and giving him a 'noogie'.

Pure genius.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:26, closed)

I think Shaky had been at the sherbet that day!

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:35, closed)

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I agree almost entirely with your sentiments were it not for one genius Madeleyism when speaking to a young girl he quipped "patronising is when you talk down to someone".

What a patronising cunt he is.
(i anglepoise, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:42, closed)

fur-lied, ocean going cunt
actual laughter at that.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:44, closed)