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Michael McIntyre, says our glorious leader. Everyone loves Michael McIntyre. Even the Daily Mail loves Michael McIntyre. Therefore, he must be a git. Who gets on your nerves?

Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make

(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21)
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Nicholas Cage...
I'm trembling with rage even as I type this. I hate everything about him. I hate his face, his hair, his voice, his lungs, the soles of his feet, his aura, his armpit hair. I don't know if he has any but I also hate all his pets and armchairs.

If I see a poster for one of his films I have to hold my hand up to obscure my view of him.

I can't remember the exact reasons behind my utter contempt for him but I'd like to hog tie him, suspend him from a tree and spend an afternoon whacking him in the face with a dead hare.

.....and relax.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:16, 10 replies)
He's a horsefaced, balding cunt.
Action hero? Mr fucking Ed more like.

How can you explain his career?

Nepotism in action.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:23, closed)
Cf. Kevin Costner
Read the entire script of 'Bull Durham' online. Thought "This looks like a great film, even if it is about baseball, about which I know nothing." Watched it when it came on TV one night. Switched off after about five minutes of watching Costner's peculiar hammy woodenness butchering what would have been a great speech. Wondered what "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves" would have been like if it had featured somebody less shit.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:30, closed)
I'm gutted that he's in the kick-ass movie, as it looks awesome but i know that im going to have to put up with with his stupid horse-crossed-with-plank-of-wood face during it. Talentless bastard.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:55, closed)
As we say in the office.
Nicholas Cage is the hallmark of a shit film.

Any films that he has been in that are any good are any good despite him, not because of him.

I once heard that he's related to Coppola but decided not to use his name when he went into acting so that he wasn't given roles out of nepotism.
I rather think it was because Coppola didn't want anyone with the same surname sullying the film industry and force him to change it.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:09, closed)
Ghost Rider
It could have been good but..............
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:15, closed)
He was good in Wild at Heart
...and I enjoyed Knowing, but Dark City (which is essentially the same film) kicks its arse all over the place.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:58, closed)
I think...
David Lynch and a younger, firmer Laura Dern made Wild at Heart. Although my burning desire to hang, draw and quarter Cage may be forcing me to say that. I can't comment on Knowing (well I can but it'd be mere speculation i.e. it's shit, he's a cunt) as the most recent film I saw of his was Snake Eyes in 1999.

I think I've remembered the exact scene that started all this. Do you remember the trailer for Gone In 60 Seconds? There was a bit in that where he sort of pointed with both hands, shook them about a bit and shouted "LET'S DO IT!". It made my piss boil.

Speaking of Laura Dern, I found this on a link dump (honest!!) the other day.....how queer.

(, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 7:30, closed)
gets a click
no attempts at an explanation, just focusing on the solution.

I'd suggest filming it. I'd pay to watch that.
(, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:04, closed)
Three words:

*shakes head in disbelief*
(, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:27, closed)
I'd forgotten....
about The Wicker Man remake. Remakes are another pet hate of mine so a remake of a film I love starring a man I despise is about as appealing to me as being stripped naked and locked in a room with a band of horny gorillas.

Have you seen it Monty? Did it make you want to pop your eyes out with a rusty spoon?
(, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:41, closed)

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