Famous people I hateMichael McIntyre, says our glorious leader. Everyone loves Michael McIntyre. Even the Daily Mail loves Michael McIntyre. Therefore, he must be a git. Who gets on your nerves?
Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21)
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I'm going to have a lot for this one,so lets start off with the obvious and probably-mentioned-a-million-times-already Katie "Jordan" Price, but "nuff said" doesn't cover the half of it.
I won't take too long over this, as I dislike giving her any more attention than is necessary, so here are a few points.
She is not a "shrewd businesswoman", she is a topless model. The people who run her affairs for her are shrewd business people..... this is why she hasn't sunk without trace, for if she did, the gravy train would sink with her, drowning at least three ghost writers.
Speaking of which, I was once trapped in a young ladies room and forced, through boredom, to read the only thing at hand, which was Jordan's first book. I got through one chapter before wishing I owned a rifle. Hearing people praise her after reading that pile of sanctimonious wank still makes my face glow with rage. "A photographer wanted me to take my top off, it was terrible!" Couldn't have been THAT terrible though, eh? I imagine the sequels have been the same, only beefed up a bit.
They're trying to make her into a role model, you know. Your little girl will want to be just like her, because kids are fucking stupid when it comes to things like that. I've been moaning about this for years, but does anyone listen?
Stop making her famous. Stop it! Stop it now! She isn't your friend.
I'm stopping before I get going on the subject of how awful she is, I could be here for weeks.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:49,
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Which begs the questionHow or why were you trapped in a young lady's room? At first I thought it was a mimsy euphemism but that wouldn't explain the book
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Alasshe was my mates girlfriend, they were asleep in the spare room, for some reason that was never explained to me, so I got to stay in her room. I couldn't risk going downstairs, as I'd have had to pass through the spare room, and with my timing I'd undoubtedly have interrupted something.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 2:16,
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