Part 2
Justin Lee Collins – so exactly who’s cock was it you had to suck to get on TV then? Can be the only reason C4 have let you on air.

Joan Rivers. Simply sinister.

Kerry Katona – she should have been an abortion.

Amy Winehouse. Please bring back the death penalty for this one.

Dawn French. Being fat does not make you funny so please stop breathing. Permanently.

Gordon Ramsey. We all know (and don’t particularly care) that you’re a great big mincer just stop lying about it.

Johnny Vaughn. You are about as amusing as breast cancer. Please go and slit your wrists (lengthways).
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:03, 4 replies)

Joan Rivers
she is weird, but she is also probably the funniest (read: only one that is funny) female stand-up I've seen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:24, closed)

I demand proof of this supposed fem-edy

(TheColonel, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:55, closed)

she was on an episode of Live at the Apollo I think
she's not super hilarious or anything, but a fuck load better than most female stand-ups

I suspect it is because she is high all the time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:43, closed)

I like
the "lengthways" son, seems there's someone else who knows how to do it properly. Unlike the goths and emos...
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Fri 5 Feb 2010, 1:59, closed)