Fucking
fuck you you fucking cock fuck I'll fucking slowly cut out each one of the main veins in your feet and hook you up to a dialysis machine so I can keep you alive for as long as possible while I practice my acupuncture with carpet tacks and a pin hammer. I'll lay you on a bed of nails and drive stakes through your thighs to keep you in position while I heat each nail up with a blowtorch until it's glowing. Let me experiment with my My First Dentist toolkit I'll attach your tongue to your chin with a safety pin so it keeps out of my fucking way while I'm working until I slam your jaw shut so hard you bite it off so you can't form any more of those fucking lying cheating arse-fucking words. I'll dislocate your wrists and ankles tie ropes to your limbs and dangle you over a drumkit and force you to play along to Hanson's greatest hits hit that fucking snare you arse fuck cunt.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:25, 9 replies)

*spluffs*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:25, closed)

This to win

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:26, closed)

Erm.......who are we hating here?

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:34, closed)

Sorry,
I'm not famous.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:38, closed)

You hate Phil Collins
AICMFP
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:41, closed)

Someone's...
...been listening to the skits on the Wu-Tang's 36 Chambers a little too often.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:50, closed)

Yeah
That's where I heard it. Genius.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:45, closed)

To be honest, I've never heard it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:42, closed)

Such a lovely bloke

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:00, closed)