are you
Les Dennis by any chance?
( Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:57, 1 reply)

no
my father found out, about 6 years ago, that his mother was actually his grandmother. the woman he'd thought was his sister was really his mother. his father had an extra-marital affair, which resulted in amanda holden's branch of my extended family. although most of the family won't talk about this particular closet-full of skeletons, i'm related to the bitch.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:23, closed)

my sympathies
no, really
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:39, closed)

even if it is illegitimately
the idea that i share genetic traits with her sends shudders through my body
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:55, closed)