Phil Fucking Collins
For various crimes including:

1. Glorifying a thieving thug in "Buster", who was responsible for the train driver's death, and trying to make out he was some sort of Gor Blimey folk hero.

2. Informing his wife of their divorce by sending her a fax, and then letting a 24 yr old researcher "console" him. Dirty old goat.

3. Being sort of responsible for that advert with a bloke in a fucking gorilla costume.

4. Being such a smug tosser he just had to play at both the UK and USA Live Aid gigs. ("Bob Geldof's put Phil Collins on a plane to Philadelphia. There's nothing going on there this year, we just wanted the cunt out of the way" - Ricky Gervais about the 20th Anniversary of Live Aid.)

5. Having a smash hit called "Another Day in Paradise", all about homeless people, then fucking off to Switzerland to become a tax exile. The taxes on the £130million that slapheaded cunt is worth would help a lot of people at the bottom of the social spectrum, and wouldn't exactly cramp his style either. He wouldn't even miss it. That makes him a cunt.

6. For his insipid, shitty hotel background music. Listen to some of his big hits from the 80's they all start the same way, they might as well be the same song. There's some claves in every fucking intro that really get on my tits.

7. Nonce Sense.

8. Whining from afar about the state of the UK. If you choose to go and live abroad because you are greedy, you should have your UK passport revoked. Fuck you Collins, your opinion is worthless until you return and pay your way, like the rest of us.

There, that should do it. The sentence is death. NEXT!!!!!
(Rsoles, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:11, 4 replies)

He was the first that sprang to my mind as well
Though your list is a little more elaborate. Mine starts and ends with "Elevator Essentials: Phil Collins - A Life for Mediocre Music".
( RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:38, closed)

Why, oh why
can we only click once.

I think multiple votes should be enabled for this.
(Jboy, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:56, closed)

I'm clicking this...
because Phil Collins is a cunt, and he was number one in the charts in the UK and US the day I was born, which makes me feel slightly cursed
(FerretTrout be illin', Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:52, closed)

When he was just the drummer in Genesis....
.....he sat on the stage with me and my mates (aged 15) and chatted to us for ages after a gig at our local youth club. He was alright then. He went and got Colin's copy of Trespass signed by all of the band.

Then he turned into a twunt!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 22:17, closed)