Apologies if bindun....
Buts lets take a moment to think about Piers Morgan.

I suppose as a counterweight to all thats beautiful and wonderful in the universe, there must be a monumental fuckchops of a leaky old cunt somewhere, and I would like to suggest that Piers Morgan is exactly that.

Point 1: Lets not beat about the bush, the man looks like a chubby rapist.

Point 2: His rise to fame must be based on the flimsiest of principles, in effect, he got fired from editing the mirror, then popped up again a few years later, drunk on the smell of his own farts, as apparently twice as famous as jesus. utter, utter cunt.

Point 3: He freely chose to write for the mail. Bad enough in itself, but then he chose to fill his column with gallons of effulent about various slebs coming to him for advice, or signatures. colossal, heaving, winnet-bedragged anus.

Point 4: just look at his fat fucking face. He made a big deal about Clarkson smacking him in the mouth, I'm surprised he's not fielding a dozen face-shattering haymakers a day, just for having that face.

Up next, Liz Jones, the insufferable cow-bag.
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:20, 1 reply)

"drunk on the smell of his own farts, as apparently twice as famous as jesus"
Just spat tea all over my keyboard at this line.
Brilliant - have a click!
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 14:40, closed)