
Michael McIntyre, says our glorious leader. Everyone loves Michael McIntyre. Even the Daily Mail loves Michael McIntyre. Therefore, he must be a git. Who gets on your nerves?
Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make
( , Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21)
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People not up on their cricket will probably neither know nor care who he is, but the man is a megolamaniacal, short-sighted, avaricious imbecile intent on pushing his IPL circus at the expense of everything else just because is suits his bank balance and panders to his humongous ego. Test cricket is one of the things I love most, A good test can enthrall, stimulate, excite and leave time to read the paper and have a chat while the part timers are on for the few overs before the new ball.
Modi appreciates none of these things and would happily see the greatest game on earth perish ignominously so his baseball-lite twenty twenty league nonsense can proliferate infectiously. Cricket should not be about corporations and big money and muscly men smacking hapless bowlers around the park. It is by nature a quirky game, long and full of strangeness and outside the maintsream.
Fuck you, Lalit Modi
( , Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:37, 4 replies)

I got as far as the word cricket and slipped into a coma
( , Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:41, closed)

20 20 seems oddly arbitrary and frankly, quite stupid. Less of this would be much appreciated. Or, none at all.
( , Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:44, closed)

I would add more, but all the Twenty20 fans' attention spans would drop off before they got to the end of my sentence.
( , Mon 8 Feb 2010, 21:51, closed)
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