
Michael McIntyre, says our glorious leader. Everyone loves Michael McIntyre. Even the Daily Mail loves Michael McIntyre. Therefore, he must be a git. Who gets on your nerves?
Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make
( , Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21)
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Christopher Moyles - why do people love him?
Graham Norton - why can't we get rid of him?
Jeremy Clarkson, the pube-headed twunt
These are a few celebrity cunts
Matt Horne and James Corden, those unfunny wankers
Jordan - more money-grabbing than our fucking bankers
Ant, Dec and Cheryl - the smug Geordie runts
These are a few celebrity cunts
Simon Cowell - that high-waisted piece of toss
Alan Carr, Jedward and Jonathan Ross
Davina - more screechy than James fucking Blunt
These are a few celebrity cunts
When people tell me
That you only
Get what you really earn
I simply remember celebrity cunts
And think: "when will you learn?"
( , Fri 5 Feb 2010, 12:01, 7 replies)

Paul McCartney's just lucky that nothing rhymes with his surname, the pompous twat
( , Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:54, closed)
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