I fucking hate every cunt
but here's some that really should just fucking die NOW.

No apologies if any of these are already dead and I missed the obit as I don't read papers/watch much telly any more.

Peter Mandelson - Cunt

All elected politicians - cunts

Anyone who has ever bought Heat magazine or similar, die you vacuous cunts.

Anyone who has ever bought Nuts magazine or similar, there's real porn on the internet and it doesn't cost the rainforests.

Anyone who has ever been in or even watched any reality TV programme, you perpetuate the shit and deserve all you get you cunts.

People who walk really slowly in front of you, or stop for no reason - just fuck off.

Cyclists riding on the road when there's a cycle path 2 yards away, or not riding in single file when people are trying to get passed.

Anyone involved in architecture or the construction industry - why can't you build something that doesn't fall apart the second you try to open a door?

The landed gentry - give us back our land you pointless cunts.

Anyone in PR or marketing - what is the point of your existence?

Bill Oddie - stick those binoculars up your arse.

Everyone who has anything to do with Top Gear including the viewers - you are responsible for Jeremy clarkson you cunts.

Jeremy Clarkson - WTF?

Anyone who has ever had anything to do with soap operas including the viewers - why do people care about shouting cockneys/northerners/scousers/australians. Read a fucking book.

Anyone in the printing industry who has anything to do with "celebrity" books including the cocks who fucking buy them. Literature should never be about profit, we wouldn't have Dante or Milton if those cunts were in charge back then.

All manufactured music acts. Music should be about expression and creativity not about the money. If you've got nothing good to say then juast fuck off and work in KFC. Also talking about guns or "bitches" is not big and it is certainly not clever.

Rupert Murdoch - Right wing cunt.

Anyone who has anything to do with the Daily Mail - including anyone who has ever bought it. After the euro elections they questioned whether the UK was becoming more rascist, after banging on and on about asylum seekers for the past 5 years is it any fucking wonder you fuckwitted shit eating mother fucking cunt scrapers.

Anyone who has anything to do with "sensitive" documentaries about human deformity. Fuck me up the arse, why?

Human traffickers. Call them what they fucking are. Slavers.

Anyone who has anything to do with any of the following industries and their customers. GM, agro-chemicals, fast food restaurants, arms industries, biotech companies, oil, farming (industrialised). Thank you all for fucking the planet for us.

Any one with the first name Dermot, Gus, Olly or Rupert. You just fucking know they will be a slimy untrustworth cunt.

Anyone involved in banking including the cunts in the branches and call centres. Just for going out of your way to be fucking difficult.

Anyone who uses their fingers to do quotation marks.

Les Ferdinand. GRAR.

Leslie Ash.

The roman emperor Octavian.

All Hollywood film stars.

Middle class kids who pretend to be "urban" or whatever shit they call working class these days.

Anyone who says "The customer is always right" - you're not - you're a cunt, and a wrong cunt at that.

Anyone religious.

Tony cunting Blair.
and his dad Lionel.

Jeffrey Archer - pretty much the forerunner of Mandelson.

Michael Jackson - here's one for the Jehovah's witnesses, do you realy want you and your kids to go to the same heaven as this fucker?

Anyone who thinks this is our country and "they" should fuck off home.

Boris Johnson.

Arthur Scargill.

The Thatcher family.

The guy sitting opposite me with a third in computer science and delusions of adequacy.

People who don't close their mouth when eating.

and

You, ya twat.

In fact the only ray of sunshine is that Jade Goody died last year, thus proving that cancer is a rather effective cure for racism.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:00, 12 replies)

and
your mum
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:00, closed)

Hey! Ocatvian was alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:03, closed)

Meh,
He was no Vespasian.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:08, closed)

Neither was he a Caligula
If you're going to have a problem with a Roman Emperor, he's surely way down the list. Claudius is a bit of a grey area, for sure, but....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:25, closed)

Octavian
What? There were tons worse than him. He was pretty decent by all accounts. Why, can i ask, do you include him with Heat magazine and the BNP and all those horrible bastards you listed..
(BarryChuckle, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:08, closed)

needed a bit of light relief
about half way through there.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:08, closed)

agh i see,
Nothing says 'light relief' more than dead roman emperors.
(BarryChuckle, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:13, closed)

Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are?

You cunt.

I agree with almost all of what you preach....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:23, closed)

I was merely smirking until Octavian...
then full forced guffaw erupted!
( Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 13:58, closed)

I love you.
Would you like a sexually inappropriate hug?
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 14:01, closed)

Michael Jackson
Was not a JW - his mum is/was, but the others not-so-much. Used the tag for a bit of status, but never followed nor wanted to follow their teachings.
So no, he wont be in the 'same' heaven.

(Trivial treat: JW's don't believe in going to heaven [other than a select few] - but that many [and not just other JW's] will come back to life on earth after Armageddon)


So take this all into account and you can safely assume MJ is not in heaven or other after-life existence, rather MJ is simply worm food.

How can you hold hate against a worm feeder block?
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:15, closed)

I was trying to think of someone you forgot
...but I think you just about covered it.

Hang on: Michael Winner - you forgot him. The cunt.

Oh yeah and Howard from the Halifax ads too.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 15:35, closed)