Just to start.
Moyles - fat cunt
Clarkson and his bummer friends - cunts
Cowall - rich off others talents, twat
Car drivers that think that they own the road - stupid cunts
Cyclists that think they own the road - twats
Jeremy Vine - Jeremy Kyle for people who can't watch telly in the daytime - both are cunts of the highest order
Piers Moron - cocksucker
Nigel Havers - a right cunt
That bloke on that antiques program with glasses who pretends he's eccentric - cunt
Vodafone customer care - useless cunts
Lance Armstrong - litigious cunt
Jamie Oliver - fat tongued cunt
Jimmy Carr - who the fuck is Jimmy Carr? Cunt
Corden and Horne - did I fall into a coma and awake in a different world where these two fucking idiots are funny? Both are cunts
Cheryl Cole - what is she all about? cunt
Guy Andrews - shit eating cunt
The Post office - screwed up having a monopoly, cunts
British Airways - useless couldn't run an airline if their lives depended on it cunts
Jonathon Ross - floppy haired, tryhard cunt


Strangely enough I used to think Russell Brand was a cunt but listened to his radio show and warmed to him. I'll not be listening to Moyles in case the same happens there.
(peter_griffin, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 21:51, Reply)