Axel rose
When the so called band gun's and roses (there nothing without slash IMO) played at the download fest a few years back i had the missfortune of being stuck in the croud when the came on. With out water and food i was trapped behind a gibbering mass of BO ridden unquestionables.

Everywhere i looked either some one was drinking water or swigging a bubbling refreshing beer. My mouth began to dry up and i began to feel the slow effects of not drinking for six hours.

Willing myself not to panic i asked what looked like the most sane person in the vicinity (he was wearing glasses) for a drink of water.

He willing obliged and handed me the bottle , but not before the twat walked on stage and a huge hail of pissed filled bottles where lobbed at the stage in his general direction.
One missdirected throw smacked into my bonce and splashed the warm yellow contents all over my ketchup stained t-shirt.

Completly agasped i looked over at water sharing friend. Who took one look at me , pointed, laughed , apologized and then necked the last of his water.

Axel rose is in-directly responsable for me spending two hours in the medical tent sticking of piss whilst i recoverd from dehydration.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 4:17, Reply)