Fucking Toyah fuckface Willcox
I hate hate hate hate hate her. She is on every talking head programme ever, every reality tv series ever made, counting down 1-100 best comedy films, any need for an annoying tit, people ring Toyah. The way she talks with that annoying lisp, the fact she believes she is knowledgeable on everything to do with music and tv, when clearly she knows fuck all.
( squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 15:52, 3 replies)

Ian Hylam or whatever the fuck he's called..
The Sun TV Columnist, he pops up in these programs a lot too, with his dodgy sneer and pointy features.

Scary.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 17:04, closed)

interestingly
I hate her too, and when I was younger I used to work in a theatre.

She was starring in calamity jane, and it was royally shite. as we cleared the foyer as it was starting, two guys stayed by the bar. We told them that the show was starting. They seemed disinterested and asked if they could stay at the bar drinking.

There was no problem with this, so they stayed there, and we got chatting. It turns out that these two were her cousins, and they were given tickets by her, so they had to show up, even though they hated her.

As it happens, every year, at christmas she commands the audience of the whole family, and makes them watch her sing and dance, and applaud and boost her strange ego!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 8:34, closed)

While...
she was still a singer, performing in Liverpool one night, my uncle chucked an ash tray at her and it bounced off her noggin. So it's not all bad.
(Crayola Oblongata Is it Monday?, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 12:05, closed)