Celebrities "who are famous just for being famous"
Have you ever been out and about and you're with a group of cool people just chatting away and the girlfriend of one of your mates has a pathological need to be noticed? (Or the boyfriend, whatever) She or he puts an instant dampener on things and disrupts any conversation and instantly ruins the mood and the whole night.

That's how I see these so-called celebrities who are famous just for being famous. Some people are famous for doing amazing things or producing art. Writers. Artist. Scientists. Not these twats. They just rely on a smile and an irritating personality in the hope that there's a camera nearby.

Ego has never been pretty. It never will be. If you rely personally and professionally on getting papped and written about, you obviously have something wrong with you. To my mind, that can only mean you feel so bad about yourself you cut your arms to shreds or your dick is so small you need to compensate.

The worst offenders off the top of my head are

Jordan / Katie Price / Pouting slag

Peter Andre / Piece of meat

Peaches Geldof / My Daddy Is Rich So Notice Me

Anyone From Big Brother / I Look in the mirror at night and scream, "Why?"

Heather Mills

Alex Reid - alright I'd fuck him, but he's riding on Jordan's success - does she have a bigger dick than him or what?


JUST GET OUT OF THE MEDIA, WE'RE NOT FUCKING INTERESTED YOU SLAGS!
(badfox1 wonders who he's played by this episode on, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 1:28, 2 replies)

Alex Reid?!?
Eeew. Why?
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:12, closed)

alex reid
has an arse like a pensioners.... wrong wrong wrongity wrong.
(a girl called harry, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:38, closed)