Not at all. If anything I'm campophobic - I'll accept that.
There's really no need for campness. It's childish and annoying.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:33, 2 replies)

There have been some marvelous camp acts.
Kenneth Williams for one, and Kenny Everett for another dozen.
It's the inferior copies - camp followers if you like - who lack the genuine funnies that are so irksome.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:44, closed)

Oh Kenneth BLOODY Williams!
Bloody hell no. Nails down a SODDING blackboard stuff, that is.

I like puns, I like innuendo, but the arch overstatement of Ooooooh Matron! Bloody hell that's annoying.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:47, closed)

That was KW being pre-ironic.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:57, closed)

I think irony existed before KW.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:01, closed)

Oh, no,
It was invented a couple of years ago to allow jokes about gayers, blacks, wimmin and pakis.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:51, closed)

Arf!
at "camp followers"
(nordelius, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:23, closed)

"Campophobic"
That's brilliant. We need to get that established in the cultural lexicon, and to encourage it as healthy practice for adults in favour of better telly and less irritation generally

Although I would face accusations of campaigning against myself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:45, closed)

^this^
Campophobic - marvellous. A new designator for those of us who find this over the top stereotypical flamboyance annoying but couldn't care less what the perpetrator does with their junk.

We'll need another term to cover the opposite extreme now. Yobbish, blokey cunts like Chris Moyles
(Rotimer was micturating windward at, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:04, closed)

How about
inbred twat-o-phobic
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:12, closed)

Yes indeed.
We've a load of them in our office. They go on about "out alpha-ing" each other, and The Game and "gaming".

"Mate I was totally gaming her but I totally managed to shag her sister!"

"Mate!"

"Mate."

FFS.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:15, closed)

Ah yes...
...they sound like the fellas.

There's not many quicker ways to make me angry than to try and engage me in some sort of Macho pissing contest.

"Yes, yes, you get laid ALL the time and can lift heavy things. You have immediately rocketed up in my estimation"
(Rotimer was micturating windward at, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:26, closed)

Dammit
I just lost the game
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 13:04, closed)

Loutophobic?
One for all the misogynistic, stupid cunts who don't understand the distinction between humour and insults, often found on lesser message boards on teh internets. May be identified by their practice of adding a LOL after a particularly unpleasant and cruel statement to show they're trying to be funny. (In much the same vein as making an offensive remark and adding "no offence" as a postscript)
If we do start to use Campophobic, we'll have to be careful not to alienate the bell-ringing community.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:18, closed)

Shut your cunt face, you tramp-fucking gonad-muncher LOL
No offence.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 14:50, closed)

Dad!

( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 15:22, closed)