your sig is clearly incorrect
as I want you to be 'not a whiney twat'. How the fuck dare you moan about joylessness, whilst moping about in your self-indulgent rose-tinted cuntery? This week's QOTW 'invites no humour, insight or decent writing', does it? Well, let's all obsess about the glory days of 2004 instead, and reminisce about treasure-troves of literary genius such as 'My Wanking Disasters'.

There ought to be a big box beside every qotw, marked 'I morally disapprove of/do not understand/am offended by/have unspoken personal issues relating to this question, and/or am American', and all you niggling bastards with your Marvinesque melancholy can just fucking tick it, and save us the bother of reading how much better you are, in whatever it is that passes for your mind, than the people who have actually made an effort to contribute.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 22:47, 1 reply)

please try to remember your meds

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:05, closed)