I hate La Roux
very much indeed.

It's because she makes other women seem bland and unattractive in comparison, and because in real life she couldn't possibly be as wonderful as in my imagination.

Also, she wouldn't fancy me.

What a cunt.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:41, 13 replies)

You must have a pretty good imagination
Every time I see La Roux she looks more and more mannish.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:46, closed)

I feel the same way
about Susannah Reid off BBC Breakfast. The bitch, I would've thought she'd respond positively to my stalkings.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:48, closed)

I caught some of the lovely Susanna the other morning, as it were...
The sports guy was wittering on about something food related - no idea what. Maybe he's on Masterchef or some such shite. Anyway, the lovely Susanna said something along the lines of "But you didn't even like my fish pie when I let you have some..."

My eyebrows launched off the top of my head as I almost fnarred myself into a seizure. I had to excuse myself to run to the kitchen before inserting my head into the fridge and howling with childish glee.

No one else had a bloody clue what I was on about. Sheesh.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:53, closed)

seem bland and unattractive look like women

as wonderful as in my imagination a woman
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:50, closed)

*click*
That got me giggling.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:16, closed)

I feel the same way about
"Wee" Jimmy Krankie.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:22, closed)

The problem there is
does that make you gay, straight or a pedophile?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:09, closed)

La Roux
is the band. Like Blondie.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:52, closed)

Hahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:53, closed)

Fully aware
But "La Roux" is so much quicker and easier to type than "that Elly Jackson of La Roux fame".
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:37, closed)

La Roux
Lead singer is the daughter of WPC June Ackland. Fact
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:58, closed)

No - she's the daughter of the actress who PLAYED June Ackland
Fact.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 18:11, closed)

La Roux looks like Bowie at his most androgynous...
Rough as a turbot's todger. I wouldn't touch her to slap her...
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 19:04, closed)