Ian Beale aka Adam Wodyatt
When I was about 15, I was working in a theatre at Christmas where Beale was playing Buttons in the panto.

Being there day in and day out meant that you get to know most of the cast (not Beale tho, he was too important to talk to "commoners")

I had a huge teen crush on one of the dancers - she played a fairy as well as taking part in the group dances. Fit, sexy, lithe, lycra, leotard... Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Anyway , to cut a not-so-long-but-not-overly-exciting story short, everyone knew of my crush and then Beale ended up shagging this poor girl. They even parodied it at the panto party.

£What £she £saw £in £him, £I £will £never £know.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:21, 4 replies)

You'll get over her.
I did.

So did Baldrick, actually.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 14:36, closed)

Oh no he won't.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:25, closed)

i thought that was
jane "bury me in a Y-shaped coffin" harrington
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 19:33, closed)

that's shit and not fair
I feel awful for you now.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 15:04, closed)