Speaking of sell-outs
Jamie 'fat-tongued wanker' Oliver. Starts out as a tv chef, fair enough, an orthodox and reasonably entertaining one by some accounts. Then he lands the Sainsbury contract, ladened with hypocrisy - Feed your kids healthy food, (and dredge your mince pies in cinammon and icing-sugar). Then he manages to shoehorn his family into fame, causing his wife to end up appearing in simpleton-fodder celebrity magazines (and I don't mean the classy ones like OK and Hello, the bottom-feeder magazines).

He should stick to what he's good at. Cooking food and hopefully will stay off the telly.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:34, 7 replies)

He's not even that good a chef
The fat tongued mockney cunt. Would you eat anything he'd sprayed saliva in from his fat, deformed tongue? I wouldn't.

Remember when he did that TV show where he turned those underprivileged kids into chefs? I remember the wanker making a big deal of the financial commitment- "I've put my house on the line, all the money I have in this, if it doesn't work out I'm screwed." was the gist of it.

If it had gone tits up all he'd need to do would be another Sainsbury's campaign.

The fat tongued hypocritical mockney pie eating ginger twat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:38, closed)

Oh noes, not the cinnamon!
Won't somebody think of the children?
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:38, closed)

That was the only one I could remember
but I'm sure he would've promoted some other unhealthy Sainsbury foodstuff in an advert
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:44, closed)

cinnamon is a 'gateway spice'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:53, closed)

Gateway to me
conjures up an image of Gateway supermarkets, which were on par with Happy Shopper.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 16:56, closed)

Stepping stone spice
Alliteration my good man!
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 17:07, closed)

And being asleep is just a gateway drug
to being awake!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 23:35, closed)