Did you know....
.....that Beyonce beeps when she walks backwards? True story. The other day Beyonce was walking down my street and blokes from the council were throwing bin bags into her comedy spacehopperesque shithole.

While we're here, can I go off topic to moan about the Beyonce inspired pile of baby mucus that spawned from her shadow: Alexandra Burke. The council estate version of Beyonce, her song Broken Heels inspires me to make a coat from women's skin.

Apparently, she can do anything better than a man, even whilst wearing broken shoes. Ok Burke, how about we go for a jog over these cattle grids, play a little hopscotch, do a few starjumps, and then have a fist fight. See how superior you feel with 2 sprained ankles and a fractured jaw you evil minded sexist little colostomy pipe.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:25, 1 reply)

I just clicked "I like this"
And I don't even know what any of it means.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 17:09, closed)