Another one
All WAGs/"Glamour models"

At the risk of starting a debate - I think it is absolutely disgusting that so many girls nowadays aspire solely to conform to one of these classes (or both). There are countless young girls whose sole ambition is to be a gold-digging bimbo who takes off her clothes to attract a high-earning parter then solely exists to hope he doesn't replace her with another model after he has cheated on her at every opportunity. Emmeline Pankhurst et al would be turning in their graves. The fact is that women can now do more than their forebears ever hoped to do, and these illiterate spunk-dumpsters have put feminism back 50 years. It disgusts me and the only reason I won't type any more is because I fear I am going to explode with anger.

The only other thing I will say is - when I was a kid, all I wanted to be was an paleontologist or an astronaut. Not to take my clothes off to whore myself out to the highest bidder. I understood the value in education.


(I am now so angry I am about to eat someone)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:32, 15 replies)

Hungry?
Try eating Lily Allen! She wrote a wonderful song about this type of laydee!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 20:40, closed)

i agree with the whole sentiment, but i mostly clicked the rep button for your use of "Illiterate spunk dumpsters" as a truly perfect summation of these pretty morons.
(Matty73, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:16, closed)

Yeah
nothing like a bit of sisterly solidarity, eh?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 8:14, closed)

*click*
Because I, too, wanted to be a palaeontologist when I was little. Plus I agree with the general sentiment.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 21:56, closed)

Wasn't feminism about the right to choose
rather than continue to be told how to behave, albeit by someone else?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:11, closed)

.
I am not saying my rant is pro-feminism, my rant is purely pro-women-having-fucking-brains-and-not-acting=like-idiots-because-they-think-it-will-be-best-for-them
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:17, closed)

Surely using phrases like "illiterate cum dumpster"
does more harm to feminism than good?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 8:16, closed)

I agree
and surely these footballers are aware that these girls only want to be with them to achieve WAG status and blow all their money?
There needs to be less focus on these vacuous bints and more focus on women who have proper careers that actually require talent, skill and intelligence.
(stitched, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:30, closed)

Megaclick
For the term 'cum dumpster' - truly poetic!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 23:42, closed)

Can't click this enough, really.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 8:05, closed)

apparently, women can't be astronauts
periods attract martians.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 8:23, closed)

think of it Darwinistically
If you're as thick as shit but looked like Cheryl Cole, which route would YOU take?
(JessicaJugs, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 8:55, closed)

Belladonnatits has a good ring to it.

(TheColonel, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:50, closed)

I think this is a fair point -
It's making use of the "talents" they have, but the ridiculous amounts of money they earn and the media attention they garner may convince girls who are capable of greater things to follow the easy route instead.

Not that I should complain, my day is immeasurably brightened by the sight of a well-turned ankle... or a nice pair of tits.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:50, closed)

'I am now so angry I am about to eat someone'
I shall from here on use this phrase more in life. Clickety.
(dragondracus, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:08, closed)