Tim Westwood.
Dearest Timothy,

you are not black, urban, or poor.

you are white, middle-class, and went to a prestigious grammer school.

It's probably too late for you stop being a cunt.

I'm going to get a doctor to help with your delusions.

His name is Dr Kervorkian

Love

SHG
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:41, 7 replies)

Hint: A list of names, possibly including the words 'Katie Price' and 'Nuff said' does not an interesting answer make

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:42, closed)

List?
To which side?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 22:50, closed)

And he's 52.
No, really.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 1:47, closed)

Do you reckon that the film "The Jerk" is a biography of Tim Westwood's life?
Would certainly explain alot.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 8:15, closed)

Tim Westwood went to the Hewitt School here in Norwich
Prestigious it ain't

This is a minor quibble, as all of your other points are completely valid. Tim Westwood is either totally delusional or a comedy genius. I can't decide which
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 9:12, closed)

I think
he got 'prestigious grammar school' from the wiki entry.
(MissFlee tried again on, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 9:58, closed)

Isn't his father
the Archbishop of somewhere-or-other? Or certainly used to be.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:18, closed)