
Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
( , Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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My little sister (not so little now nearly 30 years on) was born fairly late on compared to the rest of her siblings, consequently she became a bit of a centre of our lives in a "cutesy things that babies do" kinda way. Her main lasting influence is words which she couldn't say when she started to learn to talk which we still use to this day as perfectly normal English.
For instance:
She couldn't pronounce her own name, "Marion" was pronounced as "Mamoo", which we shortened to "Moo" and it stuck
Similarly big sis "Yvonne" became "Ott"
Glasses=Gakkies (Gaks for short)
Grandad=Gangank
Dungarees=Eegs
These are the ones that spring to mind, I'll stick more down as I remember. Not hilarious I know, but those with kids will understand.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:47, 3 replies)

But they add the childs voice too, which I feel is slightly strange.
Some things just stick..and they're fun to remember, but to hear grown ups talk like children is f*cked up.
When we have kids, I would like them to know the queens english..otherwise when they go to school, they'll be talking like a retard, and get bullied everyday.
My mother in law asks "Do you want some Crips"? Which means crisps.. Until I pointed out that the "Crips" are one of the most notorious gangs in America.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:01, closed)

He always called her Baba.
Guess what I always call her now?
She hates it.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:41, closed)

Couldn't pronounce the word 'vinegar', calling it 'vigalar'. He left home a long time ago but me and the Mother still refer to it that way.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:01, closed)
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