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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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Euphemisms for human waste
I'm pretty sure "wee" is one of the most common childhood alternatives for number ones, but did anybody else grow up calling number twos "bombs"?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:56, 7 replies)
Nope
but we did used to say pump instead of fart
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:03, closed)
^
this. I used to say pump quite a lot when I was smaller
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:22, closed)
Pump
Yeah we pumped. Now we fart.
(kitescreech still here, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, closed)
No
Although next door's kids called them 'jobbies' which I'd never heard of before.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:03, closed)
hahah
never heard of that before.. thats class.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:16, closed)
jobbies!
Rik from the young ones said once "Nob off before I do a jobbie on your hesletine"

I lol'ed
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:39, closed)
Nope
Didn't call them number twos either.

It was, is and always will be poo.
(karnuvap, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:51, closed)

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