Every morning
I've been married for 4 and a half years now. Me and the missus lived together for 18 months before that. So 6 years in total we've lived together. During that time, we've only spent 8 nights away from each other. So I reckon we've woken up together on 2184 mornings (including leap years).

Every morning, and I do mean every morning, I peek out through the curtains to see what the weather is like and every time I do, the wife says "what's it like out?" and every morning I reply "It's big and there's no ceiling!"


We also do "I need a wee"; "you go wee then"; "weeeeeeeee!"


Oh, and "I've just had a thought"; "first time for everything"



Oh and a Morcambe and Wise classic that goes either:
Wife: "it's nice out"
Me: "I might get mine out then"
OR
Me: "it's nice out"
Wife "yeah, but don't leave it out, eh?"
(ScousersPet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:09, 6 replies)

have you tried
her: "i am going for a wee"
me: "i thought you had a look of concentration about you"
OR
"Well get out of the bed then you filthy harlot"
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:15, closed)

sounds fab
you're a lucky fella.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:17, closed)

Heh heh
"It's big and there's no ceiling!"

I like it :D
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:21, closed)

Classic !
"It's big and there's no ceiling!"

made me chuckle that did - I'm going to steal that if you don't mind.
(toadrunner, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:29, closed)

Love that!
Big with no ceiling! Made me giggle as well..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:57, closed)

^
Big...No ceiling...Click
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:26, closed)