Finish it quickly!
By turbot charging the conversation?
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:19, 1 reply)

Stop it now
to save your sole!

Also: You've been cod in the act

Or just say "Halibut". When you get the inevitable "WTF?" responses, tell them it was a red Herring...

When I'm out with my family I plan my routes to avoid anything fish related now.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:46, closed)

Pfft
Puns. That's enough of that methinks.

Well I'm off to the cinema to catch the 12:00 manatee.
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:26, closed)

I wrote a pun-inspired poem like that once
If we can get a plaice at a table
That's fine by me
We could just go for the hailbut
And maybe get some for free

But I wouldn't want to bass my decision
And make people pout
Purely because of my fascination
With the different types of trout

But alas, I'm starting to flounder
So i pray to cod, I still have a sole
Enough of this madness
(Zutroy started without you, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 17:13, closed)