Family codes and ritualsFreddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."
What codes and rituals does your family have?
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chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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My lords, ladies & gentlemen...I eventually convinced my young sons to proclaim "to the Queen!" anytime somebody farts, if the other lad witnesses the event he adds "and all who sail in her!" much to the often perplexed expressions of those in attendance.
This is in honour of the original bloke who I used to work with, he often ad-libbed whatever the occasion. His finest work being "and a fish!" at any given pause in the conversation.
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hhahahah :Di am totally doing that to my kids
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good jobyou posted to this answer and not mine, unless posting here was a mistake.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 15:28,
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I am having that!Have a click for your most excellent anti-Monarchist tendancies.
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