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Freddy Woo writes, "as a child we used to have a 'whoever cuts doesn't choose the slice' rule with cake. It worked brilliantly, but it's left me completely anal about dividing up food - my wife just takes the piss as I ritually compare all the slice sizes."

What codes and rituals does your family have?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:05)
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I like
the friction. Friction is what makes it burn, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:51, 1 reply)
Some friction
is good, too much friction is bad. Especially in some places. The sex fox has just the right amount of friction where it matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:54, closed)
Will you two just get a room.
And can we watch?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:57, closed)
Watch?
Hell, you can join in if you want. There's plenty of sex fox to go round.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:59, closed)
I don't get rooms
with b3tans anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:05, closed)
You just do it
in the street surrounded by tramps.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:06, closed)
Like the rest of us.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:20, closed)
*adopts tom baker voice*
"yes I must have done I've just dropped my chips"
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:22, closed)
Me neither.
.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:07, closed)

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