*checks bottom of barrel*…

*Finds something*

*Scrapes*

It’s a little known fact that Althegeordie, (when he’s not bullying and attention seeking), likes nothing more than to hang around with his two cousins…who just so happen to also be called Al.

Both of his cousins are wealthy, and of the Yiddish faith…but they have an enemy, a nemesis if you will, who lives over the road from them.

His name is Ali, and his guitar strumming skills have made him famous, bringing him money and celebrity, and I’m afraid to say it’s gone to his head. He even insists on being called ‘Fame’

Well, one day, Al’s cousins decided they’d had enough of Ali, and, being celebrated strummers themselves, they challenged Ali to a ‘Hanukkah Duelling banjos’ competition…the rule being whoever lost would leave the street…….forever.

Several hours of rampant string plucking later, Ali found that he could no longer put the notes together on the fretboard. With that, he conceded defeat, packed his bags and fucked off, never to be seen again.

And that is the story of...

...

Guess the punchline.


( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:58, 5 replies)

Errrrr
Fame Ali somethings and Jewish Al's.

Anyway, you stupid cunt, where's you lunch money. I have to buy a gold sequined jump suit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:02, closed)

*hands over lunch money*

*cries*

*admires Al in jump suit*

Near enough on the pun, it was:

Fame Ali, chords, and Rich Jew ‘Als
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:07, closed)

Oh. My. Fucking. God
When will this madness end?

Y'all are making me do real work here...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:17, closed)

Brilliant!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:27, closed)

OK then
Electrified BARBED WIRE!

*Click*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:41, closed)