Family FeudsPooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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Your sister, right?Tell him to stick it up his arse and to fuck off while he's doing so.
The only people that get to tell me how to behave towards my sisters are my parents. Well - now we're all in our 30s - also my sisters, but whether I take any notice of them depends on the situation.
But if one of their husbands tried to I would laugh openly in their face.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:42,
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Think my dear bro-in-lawis jealous of the fact that he can't give my sis multiple orgasms and I can... OK, that's not true...
But he is a bit of a prudish teacher type who likes addressing adults in the same tone of voice he does his class. Bit of a prick, really. And he's from Haywards Heath - case, as they say, well and truly closed. (Doesn't like the fact I'm a bit common on account of coming from the Midlands - weird, really: My sister's from Coventry too).
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SpankyHanky, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 13:52,
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Fuck him up good.Send them copies of Rosemary's Baby and Demon Seed. That'll larn 'em.
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AlsoEraserhead.
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Or I could just find some medical photos of a bleeding, ravaged, torn post-birth vagand post them to him...
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SpankyHanky, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:44,
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Nah.Send him pictures of a prolapsed vagina. That should give him nightmares for years.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:45,
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A copy of Chumbawamba's 'Anarchy' album should do it then...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:27,
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The OmenFor when junior is a little older?
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I like it......and am hatching an elaborate plan for Spanky to disguise in scrubs at the birth, take the baby to wash and draw a 666 birthmark on in brown felt tip when no ones looking. Careful though - I hear they have soft skulls.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 16:16,
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